nuclearpiss:

is this supernatural

newwavefeminism:

I like what this Army officer had to say about sexual harassment in the military.

goldefy:

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

striderbeegood:

on-a-cliff-by-the-sea:

knight—of—mind:

IT IS THE 15TH OF APRIL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 81 DEGREES F YESTERDAY AND TODAY IT FUCKING SNOWS SHORTS TO LEGGINGS AND SWEAT IN A DAY FUCK OFF MOTHER NATURE AND GET WITH THE TIME

do you live in colorado by any chance

ok i should be asleep but dammit i need to send an email to my sponsor at my next command and i cant for the life of me write a formal-sounding/looking email and i need to because its important and he needs information about things and im just sitting here silently freaking out because what if i fuck up the email? what if i make myself sound stupid? what if i ask to many questions and theyre just sitting on the other side like ‘lol look at this fuck witt doesnt even know how to write an email and furthermore why the hell did you send it 3 days after i sent one asking for info asap 3 days isnt exactly asap retard guess you dont really want my help after all fuck you buy~’ i dont know this person i dont know how they’re gunna react but motherfuck just augh why does it have to be so hard for me to seek out the help of people that are literally there to help me? its not even that hard to write an email. then agian, ive never really needed to rely on email for contacting people. its like i have to be formal and make it look neat but also short and choppy to get the main points across just fuck email. im so done with this shit i wanna go to sleep 

kanrose:

MY DASH IS FULL OF HOMESTUCK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SO LONG

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YES, LET IT POUR FORTH

bluekomadori:

It would be really awesome if Greninja’s surf took shape of other pokemon

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